09:30 < @sri_> there is absolutely no way to detect the server base as far
as i can see
09:33 < @sri_> you really have to do horrible things with PATH_TRANSLATED...
09:34 < @sri_> seriously... was that thing developed by a bunch of monkeys?
10:00 < marcus> yeah, they were trying to write shakespeare's collected works,
and ended up with IIS instead